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1. Exactly 90 days before I move back into school…not that I’m counting.

2. Which means 91 days till my birthday!!!!!

3. Internship stress and such…uggghhh.

4. I’m slowly becoming addicted to Best Coast.  I love it when I find an artist/band when I can listen to every song on their cd instead of just 1 or 2.

5. I finally listened to my ex-boyfriend/best friend’s cd (He raps. That’s a whole other story).  It is absolutely ridiculous but in a way I’m really proud of him for actually making one…if that makes sense. 

6. I’m excited to have my Pinkberry virginity taken tonight.

7. Finally caught up on current shows that I watched this year.  Now onto shows that I want to start watching from the beginning.  First up- Girls on HBO, which will be quick.  Then it’s on to tackle Mad Men- it’s on Netflix! 

8. I should start my summer workout routine- doing the 5/10 minute long “Sexy Beach Abs” videos that are free On Demand.  Hey!  It’s something!

9. I need to find a present for my brother and sister’s high school graduation.

10.  Pretty Little Liars comes back June 5th! Exactly one week. (Don’t judge me.)

11. I really need to haul ass to the library and start my summer reading list.

whatshouldbetchescallme:

Uggghhh.  Barf me to death.

…Not you Nicki, of course…you are perfect. 

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All of you stalkers may recall a post from August where I outlined my 3 goals for the year (that is now over).  They were:

• Get a boyfriend

• Make Dean’s List

• Get a six-pack of abs

While, unfortunately, I didn’t complete my list, I came pretty close. In some ways, if it weren’t for mono I would have gotten one, but not another.  So, let’s go over the list.

Surprisingly, “get a boyfriend” is the one that I can solidly check off the list.  Honestly, I thought it was going to be the impossible one out of the 3.  Hmmmmm. 

I didn’t make Dean’s List, but as usual I came painstakingly close. It happens every year when 1 class always fucks me over.

The final goal I’m willing ot count, or at least give myself half credit for.  Earlier in the year, my roommate and I were on an ab workout routine, but I would get too lazy after 2 months so I gave up.  However, having mono caused me to throw up everything I ate for over a week then having little appetite since has caused my stomach to flatten.  Not technically a six-pack, but I’ll take it!

Overall, I guess 2 out of 3 isn’t too bad.  I achieved the impossible in a way, and the goal that I thought would be the easiest was the one I couldn’t get. Strange…

Having mono during finals week.  Yeah, I’ve  had Mono since May 2nd or so.  I would not recommend it to anyone.  It is the worst.  Thankfully, the past 3 days I have been relatively symptom free, so I’m hoping that I’m improving.

But really though, guys, mono is the fucking worst.Follow the jump for a complete list of symptoms that I’ve had (be prepared)

whatshouldwecallme:

Yes. I thought this only happened at my school.

…that I move out tomorrow.  That some of my closest friends here are graduating tomorrow.  That today is the last day in my room.  (I should really start packing).  It’s so bittersweet, I guess. Junior year was definitely the best year yet, and the shortest. 

Dear couples,

While it is okay to hangout in each other’s rooms while the roommate is there, there are certain guidelines.   The overall idea here is respect.  If the roommate is stressed, busy, tired, or sick, then certain actions should be taken.  The roommate does NOT want to see/hear/be exposed to…

1. Tickle fights (foreplay style)

2. Removal of clothing (with the exception of outerwear)

3. Baby talk

4. “I don’t know, what do you wanna do…?”

5. Wrestling/extreme cuddling/sometimes under blankets (to the point where one is on top of the other)

6. “Well, once [roommate’s name] leaves, then we can do it….”

*headdesk*

Maybe I’m being a jealous bitch or something, that’s fine, but really?  really?

Love,

Christina

Dear couples,

Just because you like to have sex all the time doesn’t mean that you have a great and/or healthy relationship.  Stop acting like you deserve a fucking medal for getting it on everyday. Cool it, it’s not a race.

Thanks and regards,

Christina and all single people

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- 2 more paragraphs of an essay (due tomorrow)

- marketing research final (tomorrow)

- advertising final (tuesday)

- prepare for retreat

- fix guidebook

- retreat (tues-thurs)

- graduation…ushering.  not actually graduating. 1 more year (saturday) 

- move out (saturday)  and then SUMMER!

This isn’t all that easy to do when you’ve been sick for a week and a half.  The last thing I want to do is write essays and study.   Uggghhh.  And I still need an internship.   Hey paid marketing internships in the boston area- call me maybe??!?

Yeah, that’s right. Dumped.  Apparently he felt like he was dating his best friend, not his girlfriend.

Figure that one the fuck out.  Cuz I can’t wrap my brain around it, because that’s something he said before that he liked about us.

I’ll admit that I’m really bummed.  I know I’ll be fine, I just thought that this time would be different, especially since I was never that lucky.  We made plans for the summer, for next year, for this weekend.  Uggghhh.  And I feel like I’m losing my best friend.

So now I guess I’ll go back to being me…

Click below to see the song that’s been helping me the past few hours.  It’s a throwback, but solid and all too relevant my non existent relationship.

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